Saturday, February 9, 2008

My Mother






SOMEBODY


Somebody said that a child is carried in her mother's
womb for nine months.

Somebody does not know that a child is carried in
her mother's heart forever.

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back
to normal after you've had a baby.

Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother,
normal is history.

Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct.

Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.

Somebody said being a mother is boring.

Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager
with a driver's permit.

Somebody said if you're a 'good' mother, your child
will 'turn out good.'

Somebody mistakenly thinks a child comes with directions
and a guarantee.

Somebody said 'good' mothers never raise their voices.

Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see
her child hit a ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.

Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.

Somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.

Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you
love the first.

Somebody doesn't have five children.

Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her
child-rearing questions in the books.

Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose.

Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor
and delivery.

Somebody never watched her 'baby' leave for the first day of
kindergarten.

Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed
and one hand tied behind her back.

Somebody never organized a household.

Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child
gets married.

Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or
daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings.

Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child
leaves home.

Somebody never had grandchildren.

Somebody said your mother knows you love her,
so you don't need to tell her.

Somebody isn't a mother.

~Author Unknown~




Happy Happy 85th Birthday Josephine! Grandma Jo,
My Mother!

If you read this please will you say a prayer for Josephine ?

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